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Trump finally The smartest man on earth

2018-08-24 04:32:54

After decades of claiming he's the best, the brightest, the man who is always right about anything, even his own made-up facts, finally officially becomes the smartest man on Earth.

After being the president of the United States of America for not four but somehow eight years, claiming the climate change is a hoax perpetrated by China, starting trade wars and thinking he's the best president ever, has finally paid off. The end of civilization started with the trade wars and ended when the climate change killed off everyone on Earth but Trump. The orange reptilian, made of wax, capable of rebuilding himself after melting down every once in a while. Especially after having had loads of meltdowns in Twitter.

Not to mention the time when Fire in Trump's pants ends with unexpected consequences and he had to be repaired.

Trump is now sitting on top of a volcano, melting and re-solidifying every other minute, he can be happy now. His crowd size around the volcano, although everyone else is dead, can be exactly as big as he claims it is, and nobody will ever again call him a liar. He can claim climate change as well as end of the world is fake news perpetrated by the...well, now dead Chinese. And he can claim that he never had sex with Putin either. Never. And everyone believes him. Everyone. Forever.

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