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After President's pants went up in flames this morning, as reported by, we have managed to confirm that the flames have finally been extinguished. The smoke that came out of his rear end is unfortunately still disturbing the traffic within four blocks of New York's Trump Tower. New York's fire department has put out a statement to ask nearby people to stay at home and keep their doors, windows, and TV's off.
The fire started earlier this morning when the President spent several minutes Tweet... continue reading

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