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Once upon a time a child was born. He was called Donald. When Donald was almost grown up already, his father gave him a mil. Or as the manbaby told the media years later, "My father gave me a very small loan in 1975, and I built it into a company that's worth many, many billions of dollars."

Truth be told, Donald has never really understood the difference between small and big numbers. Even once he accidentially became a president, he thought is inauguration crowd was big, while in reality it was pretty small co... continue reading

President Trump held a press conference on Monday at 9.59, to reassure the people of the United States, and the rest of the world, that the future of ...

TIMBUKTU, Dec 13th - Last night a car bomb exploded in front of the Timbuktu embassy in Chikata Rabula neighbourhood. No survivors, just meat. That i...

United States, the most democratic country in the world, or at least that is what we are made to believe, would end the presidency of its first atheis...
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