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During the last months Donald Trump has been auditioning to the Jackass team in hopes he would be accepted as a new member for their upcoming movie, Jackass 4. When asked about the possibility of a new movie, Knoxville said that "We are open to doing another." And Trump wants to be in it.

He has said and done anything and everything in hopes he will get noticed. He has even claimed that he is smart. But while his ridiculous statements and a few actions have been stupid, it hasn't really been Jackass material. So... continue reading

It is warm, it feels as if the sun is shining inside me, and there's a cool breeze blowing over my face, moving the curly hair in my nose. And then, f...

Hollywood, kinky shit, May 11 2010. After the underperformance of Iron Man 2, which didn't manage to bring in $133.6 million during the weekend (which...

Has anyone had any green alien sex? William Shatner claims he hasn not, even though we have all seen him on Star Trek doing that thing. My buddy Georg...
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