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Hollywood, kinky shit, May 11 2010. After the underperformance of Iron Man 2, which didn't manage to bring in $133.6 million during the weekend (which was the expected result) but only $128.1 millions, Iron man will be shot in next week's televised killshow "Who wants to kill Iron Man".

The new talk show, expected to run for 10 years, with Jay Leno running the game, will be inviting different guests each week to discuss and generate ideas on what might be the best way to kill Iron Man. Robert Downey Junior, after coming from the bar, had nothing else to say to our young summer reporter than "Go fuck yourself," and added that he will not be taking part of the show.

After the press release with the same contents was delivered to Jay Leno, he said that he has already found a replacement for Robert Downey Junior - as well dressed and as popular person as Robert Downey Junior. Sarah Palin will be sitting in the Iron Man suit for the next ten years, unless there's a presidential campaign somewhere in the world. Our best guess is that it will be in Kenya where Palin wants to hit Obama back by becoming a president in his country.

Following the announcement of the imminent death of Iron man, the world will not have to be afraid, Hollywood is already working on a new Super Hero. The name of the Super Hero is going to be "The Next Super Hero in kinky dweeb with long rain coat". All the eyes, ears and penises will now be pointed towards Hollywood, hoping to hear who will be playing the super hero in kinky dweeb with long rain coat. According to rumors it will be Matt Damon or Steven Segal. However, so far there have been no confirmation to either of those names.

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