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Paul Ryan to stick with Obamacare, Trump on the verge of tears

2017-03-16 06:36:43

House Speaker Paul D. Ryan said yesterday that he is open for some fine-tuning of the Republican healthcare bill in order to win back conservatives and everyone else, and to reduce the risk of alienating all sad and other poor people in the country.

However, upon closer inspection, he discovered that in order to keep everyone happy, there's one good, and one bad news. The good news is that in order to pass the Republican healthcare plan, not much has to be done, and creating Trumpcare can actually be simple and not that complicated at all. But the bad news is that in order to do it so that it could be done fast, and to keep everyone happy, especially the sick people, Speaker Paul D. Ryan together with other Republicans, have decided that they will simply change nothing but the name, changing the street-name from Obamacare to Trumpcare.

After a closed door meeting with the president, when asked about how the president took the news, Ryan said Trump was on the verge of tears, but otherwise he took it like a grown man.

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