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The last days different media outlets have been describing the devastation the world is seeing right now after the worst nightmare has become reality for a number of people. The world leaders are yet to take a stand.

People are struggling, crying, it seems nothing can be done to save the day. Infuriated people, lawyers, bankruptcies. Desperation is in the air, people looking for information with no luck already since July 5.

People closely involved with the incident are not ready to talk to reporters, so medi... continue reading
 
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